yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

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fasterfood:

yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)

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icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

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nozerrie:

yesimbeyonce:

If you can’t handle me at my Amanda Bynes then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé

words to live by

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departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

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